Namjoon: Yesterday I overheard Jungkook saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Taehyung replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
Interviewer: Are…are you two a thing?
Taehyung and Jungkook: Pfft no?
Interviewer: You’re standing awfully close to each other.
Taehyung: And? Jungkook is affectionate.
Interviewer: You have your arm wrapped around his waist.
Jungkook: We’re very close friends.
Interviewer: Your hand is LITERALLY on his ass.
Taehyung:
Jungkook:
Interviewer:
Taehyung: V e r y c l o s e f r i e n d s
Jungkook: Why is Taehyung flirting with me all of a sudden?
Yoongi: ALL OF A SUDDEN?????!!
Taehyung: Hey Jungkookie, do you think I’m stupid?
Jungkook: The only thing stupid about you is how stupidly pretty you are.
Taehyung:
Jungkook *putting on his boots*: Now tell me who called you stupid, I just wanna talk to them…
*Jimin falls down *
Yoongi: Omg Jimin are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need a doctor?
*Taehyung falls down*
Jungkook: lol
Yoongi *wakes up from power nap*: Did I die? Is this heaven?
*knocking*
Taehyung: Open up!
Jungkook: It’s us, Taehyung and Jungkook!
Yoongi: Oh. It’s hell.
Jungkook: My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Taehyung: We’ve been awake since Friday.
Jungkook: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
Taehyung: You think Jungkook and I- both adults- are immature?
Jin: Yes, exactly.
Taehyung: Hmm. Jungkookie, what do you think?
Jungkook: Well first of all, hyung doesn’t get to come into the blanket fort with that attitude
Yoongi *from inside the fort*: Agreed.
Jin: ……traitor
Yoongi: Hey, Jungkook. Your boyfriend is on the phone.
Jungkook: For the last time, Taehyung isn’t my boyfriend!
Jungkook *whispering into the phone*: Hi, babe.
